when you ask to try on your best friends cute shorts, and she tells you that they are going to be way to big on you, but you argue with her and tell her that they will fit, but she insists that they wont, and then you put them on and they do indeed fit,
what you SHOULDNT say is-
"SEE I TOLD YOU I WAS FAT"
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HAHA!! oh jenny penny :D that made me laugh so hard. ah..kinda like the time i said outloud to everyone that there were gross moldy rolls on the bar...and come to find out the person (i wont say who..because you know who) was standing right there and they had brought them for us to enjoy...haha. oops.
No you shouldn't. Because that would make you a horrible person. And it would be REALLY bad if you had already said it to her 10 years earlier about a pair of jeans.
I think a better thing to say is "See I Told You You Were Skinny" now doesn't that sound nicer?
And hypothetically speaking if you were to happen to come across some info on this friends x-boyfriend and you passed it onto her. Hypothetically she'd be very grateful. Even though hypothetically her husband would think you're both psycho.
"Hypothetically"... You're both retarded.
Skinny Bitches.
;)
Bahahahaha! I think I just peed my pants!
that is awesome. i totally have diarrhea of the mouth.
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